Misc Jokes

The General's Valet

A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,
also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the
evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the
army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again
fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly
entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes,
gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side
of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and
said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."