Misc Jokes

Who Push???

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and
stood in front of them.

He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"

Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"

...again nobody answered.

The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie
father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth,
Big Georgie no punish."

So the Indian asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over
cliff?"

To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty
over cliff."

The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his
punishment. When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie
tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get
punished. Why you punish, father?"

The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when
it got chopped down!!!"