Misc Jokes

Which End is Which?

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog
peed on his
leg. He reached into his pocket and took
out a biscuit for the dog.

A passerby, who had seen everything remarked, That's very
tolerant of you after what he just did.

Not really, came the reply. I'm just finding out where his
mouth is, so I
can kick him in the nuts.