Misc Jokes

Zebra's Trip to Heaven

A zebra went to heaven and was met at the pearly gates by
St.Peter. St.Peter asked him if he had any questions before
he went in.

The zebra said yes "I have always wondered whether I am
black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"

St. Peter then said well I really cannot answer that one for
you. You'll have to ask God that. The zebra asked God the
same question. "Am I black with white stripes or white with
black stripes?"

God replied, "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to St.Peter and said he was more confused
than ever.

St. Peter asked him what God had said.

The zebra replied, "He said you are what you are."

St. Peter said, "You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asked, "How can you tell?"

St. Peter replied, "If you were black with white stripes he
would have said, you is what you is."