Misc Jokes

Quick Trip to the Store

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking
on the phone with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me
out, please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up
and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."