Misc Jokes

Seeing Eye Dog

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time
we took
off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board
was
ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way.
The flight
attendant explained that there would be another 45-minute
delay, and if
we wanted to get off the aircraft, we would reboard in 30
minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was
blind. I
noticed him as I walked by and could tell he had flown
before because
his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front
of him
throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had
flown this very
flight before because the pilot approached him and, calling
him by
name, said, "Keith, we're in Sacramento for almost an hour.
Would you
like to get off and stretch your legs?"

Keith replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to
stretch his
legs."

Picture this ... all the people in the gate area came to a
completely
quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk
off the
plane with the Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing
sunglasses.
People scattered. They not only tried to change planes,
they also were
trying to change airlines!