Misc Jokes

Bloody Bat

Blood, a young vampire bat came flapping in from the night,
covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the
cave to get some sleep. Before long, all the other bats
smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got
it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them to
please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't
going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.

"OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew
out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind
him. Down through the valley they went, across the river and
into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the
other bats excitedly gathered around him.

"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"