Misc Jokes

Doctor

A stuttering man finally decides to go to the doctor to see
if his speech impediment can be cured. The doctor
thouroughly examines the man and finally asks him to drop his
pants. Out comes this gigantic dick and the doctor pronounces
the root of the problem to be strain on the vocal chords from
the effects of gravity being transmitted up to the neck area.
The patient then asks, "wh-wh-at c-c-ca-an b-b-e d-d-done
ab-b-bout- t-t i-i- t?" to which the doctor replies, "modern
surgery can work miracles. We can replace your dick with one
of normal size and the stuttering will disappear right after
the operation." The patient eagerly agrees to the surgery,
and as promised his stuttering dissapears. About 3 months
later the man returns to the doctor and complains, "doctor, I
am grateful to you for having cured me, but my wife really
misses a big dick and rather than lose her I've decided to
get my old dick back and live with stuttering for the rest of
my life." The doctor then looks straight at the man and
replies, "d-d-de-deal's a d-d-deal."