Misc Jokes

A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf
for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot
putt to win the round, and the $200. As he was lining up his
putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. The golfer
set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his
chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass.
After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to
lining up his putt.

One of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I
have ever seen. I can't believe you stopped playing,
possibly losing your concentration, to pay your respects."

"Well, he said,... We were married for 25 years."