Misc Jokes

The frog and the iguana

A man enters his local bar holding a frog and and iguana.
He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I
bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can
think of." "Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue
Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog
starts singing blue moon. "That's amazing," says the
bartender as he slaps down $1000. "I'll bet ya another $1000
that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe a
frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star
Spangled Banner." The man whispers something to the iguana
and it sings the Star Spangled Banner. As the bartender hands
over another $1000, a business man comes up and says, "I
just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana
for $100,000." The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana
for the money and the business man left. The bartender said
"What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that
iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's
a ventriliquist."