Misc Jokes

Can't Find It

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited
in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he
realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.

So, Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be
excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to
be quick.

Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed.
"I can't find it," he admitted.

The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to
where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find
it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on
his way.

Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and
says to the teacher, "I can't find it."

Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at
the school for
awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

So, Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they
both return and
sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did
you find it?"

Tommy is quick with his reply, "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on
backwards."