Misc Jokes

Beware of Dog

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed
a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass
door.

Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the
floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are
supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly
doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world
would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him."