Misc Jokes

Crying in His Beer

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking
at his drink.

He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all
down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life.
First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss,
outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I
found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab
driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole
wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed
with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when
I was thinking abo ut putting an end to my life, you show up
and drink my poison ..."