Misc Jokes

Gifts for their Wives

A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one
night.

They were talking about different things and then the poor
man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her
birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat
diamond ring," says the rich man.

The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you
get her both?"

The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like
the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to
exchange it. So . . . What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?"

The poor man said, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a
dildo."

Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those
items.

The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the
flip-flops, she can go fuck herself!"