Misc Jokes

Taking the Census

The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised
when the door was opened by a nude woman.

"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the
routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he
asked.

"Eighteen," The lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist . . . you just don't
have time to get dressed!"