Misc Jokes

Dead Fish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster
was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without
looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat."