Misc Jokes

What Time Is It?

Exhausted from driving, a traveling salesman stopped in this
one town, and pulled over to get an hour or two of sleep.
But, as luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened
to be
one of the streets that the majority of the towns people
used to take their daily run.

The salesman had barely pulled over, and gotten comfortable
when a jogger was knocking on his window, asking, "Excuse me,
but do you have the time?"

The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15."

The jogger said thanks and left.

The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when
there was another knock on the window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"

"8:25!"

The jogger said thanks and left.

Now, the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew
it was only a matter of time before another one would be
disturbed him. Hoping to solve his problem he took out a pen
and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know
the time!"

Again he settled back to sleep, and was just dozing off when
there was another knock on the window.

"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!"