Misc Jokes

Mistaken Mechanic

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he
notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to
look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to
the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk
around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin
in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the
spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down
to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat
with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas
station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The
mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."