Misc Jokes

Drunk 911 Call

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a
shot of tequilla. The man downs the first one, slams the
glass on the bar and immediately asks for another. The
bartender gives him another shot. The man downs the second
one and slams the glass on the bar again. He repeatidly asks
for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses him to give
him anymore. Disgustidly the man exits the bar cussing and
yelling at the bartender making a complete fool of himself.
About two minutes later the drunk comes running back in the
bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender to hand him the
phone. The drunk takes the phone and dials 911. When the
police answer the phone the man says, "Somebody has broken
into my car. They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and
brake pedal, and even my dashboard." The police reply that
they will be down in a few minutes. The man walks out of the
bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later. He picks
up the phone and dials 911 again. When the police answers
the phone the man says, "I just called about a car that had
been broken into. Never mind I mistakenly got in the back
seat."