Misc Jokes

Who is Jack Schitt?

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed...

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"you don't know Jack Schitt."

Soon you will be able to handle this situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the
owner of Knee-Deep Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married
Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six
children: Holie, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull
Schitt.

Against his parents strong objections, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married for
15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt married Mr
Scherlock and because her kids were living with them, decided
to keep her previous name also. She became known as Noe
Schitt Scherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and the produced a cowardly
son - Chick Noe Schitt (Chick N. Schitt for short). Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood,
and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and
Horse Schitt.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned with his new Italin bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you
can correct them and ask if they are related to any of the
above.