Misc Jokes

The Raft

Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the field
decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were
successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they
took it for a float on the River, they were quite surprised
by a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them.

It turned out that the the chopper was homing in on the
emergency locator that is activated when the raft is
inflated. They are no longer employed there.