Misc Jokes

Illusion?

An 80 yr old man is having his annual check up, the Dr. asks
him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better! He replies. I've got an eighteen
year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you
think about that?

The Dr. considers this for a moment, then says "well, let me
tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He
never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry
& he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he's in the woods & suddenly a grizzly bear appears in
front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the
bear and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front
of him."

"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear,"
replys the 80 yr.

"Exactly!"