Misc Jokes

Scent of a Woman

The Scent of an Italian Woman!!!!

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and
smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian
woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio" - Beverly Hills, $100 an
ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and
also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached
her destiny and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends
over, and farts . . . "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."