Misc Jokes

Three Doors

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in
another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the
stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop
and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the
day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He
knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up
wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get
out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why
not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here,
"she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one
has a sign on it that says "Do Not
Disturb!"