Misc Jokes

Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

This guy is walking through ChinaTown. He is fascinated with
all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese
signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best
time just walking and looking. He turns a corner and sees a
building with a sign, "Hans Olafsen's Laundry".

"Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that
fit in here?"

So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese
gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, "How in
the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's
Laundry?"

The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The visitor asks, "Well, who in the heck is the owner?"

"I am he," answers the old man.

"You? How in the heck did you ever get a name like Hans
Olaffsen?"

The old man replies, "Many years ago when I come to this
country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man
in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go
'What your name?' He say 'Hans Olaffsen.'

She look at me...'What your name?' I say Sam Ting."