Misc Jokes

Fly

A man is in the hospital and he gets a hard on and it is 6
feet in the air. So he hits the button for the nurse. She
finally comes in and he tells her there is a fly on the end
of his dick and he can't reach it. So she tries and can't
reach it. So she finally decides to climb it so she climbs
and is almost st the top and she slides all the way down.
She tries again and slides back down. Ny now she is getting
frustrated and tries again. And she slides back down. She
tells the man she will try 1 more time and he says " nurse,
if you climb your sweet ass up one more time I will shoot
that sonovabitch off