Misc Jokes

Bad Dreams

One night a father went into his sons room to wish him a
good night. Upon arriving he notices that his son is sitting
up. "Whats wrong son?" asks the father. "Dad, I dreamed the
Aunt Selma died," said the boy. The father reassured the son
that Aunt Selma was just fine and told him to go back to
sleep. The next day, Aunt Selma died...Later that night the
father went into his sons room again to find him sitting up.
He again asks his son what is wrong. "I dreamed that grandpa
died." The father reassured his son that his grandfather was
just fine and told him to go back to sleep. The next day the
grandfather died...later that night the father once again
went back into his sons room to find him sitting up. He again
asked his son what was wrong. The boy replied, "Daddy, I
dreamed you died." The father reassured the boy that he was
just fine. The next day the father woke up and was scared for
his life. He drove real careful to work, he jumped at every
noise at work and hid under his desk. His wife meat him at
the door when he got home. He said, "Honey I just had the
worst day of my life!" The wife exclaimed, "You think your
day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on our doorstep this
morning...