Misc Jokes

Hearing Voices

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The
voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money,
go to Vegas."

The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the
voice.

The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing
happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your
house, take your money, go to Vegas."

Again the man ignores the voice, though he is very troubled
by the event.

Every day, day after day, the man hears the same voice when
he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell your house, take
your money, go to Vegas."

Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly
upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure.
He does quit his job, sells his house, takes his money and
heads to Vegas.

The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice
tells him, "Go to Bally's."

So, he hops in a cab and rushes over to Bally's. As soon as
he sets foot in the casino, the voice tells him, "Go to the
roulette table."

The man does as he is told. When he gets to the roulette
table, the voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17."

Nervously, the man cashes in his money for chips and then
puts them all on 17. The dealer wishes the man good luck and
spins the roulette wheel.

The ball goes round and round. The man anxiously watches the
ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into
number . . . 21.

The voice says, "Shit..."