Misc Jokes

Wisconsin

A Wisconsinite, a Minnesotan, and an Iowan were walking
along the beach, when they spotted an old lamp half buried in
the sand.

The Iowan bent over and picked it up, and began to rub the
sand off of it.

As he did so, a genie popped out of the lamp, and said "I'll
give you three wishes, one for each of you."

The Iowan said, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Iowa."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in Iowa was
forever made fertile for farming.

The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious
state."

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF, there was a
huge wall around Wisconsin.

The Minnesotan says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick, and nothing can get in or out."

The Minnesotan says, "Fill it up with water."