Misc Jokes

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of
summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in
circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a
nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to drink. A couple of
minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar
and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger
replies. "Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya
left your injun runnin?"