Misc Jokes

The Wrong Side Of Bed

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good
morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You
got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite
but he just goes on. He wondered why they thought he grumpy.
He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way
and he says,"Good morning Brother."

The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up on the
wrong side of the bed this morning." The priest looks
confused at all this but goes on.

He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest
and he says, "Good morning Father." the priest replies in a
sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed
this morning." Now the priest was mad.

He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a word
to anyone. The Bishop sees him and says, "Father ..." The
young priest was not going to take any more even from the
bishop. He looks at the bishop and says, "No I did not get up
on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?" The priest
realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness, what
is it you want." The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was
going to do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"