Misc Jokes

Did You Ever . . .

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was
called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you
ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"

"No sir," answered the man. "Did you ever get any from his
wife?"

"No sir."

"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"

"Uh . . . excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still
talking about drugs here, right?"