Misc Jokes

God Plays Golf

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to
the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway
and lands in the water trap . Moses parts the water and chips
the ball onto the green. Jesus steps to the tee and hits the
ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the
water trap. Jesus walks on the water and chips the ball onto
the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water
trap, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As
the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops
down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies off
over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky
and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish
When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth
and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus then turns to the old man and says "Dad, if you don't
stop messing around, we won't bring you next time."