Misc Jokes

Penny for Your Thoughts

One night a wife found her husband standing over their
newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood
looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a
mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,
enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and
the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she
slipped her arms around her husband.

"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody
can make a crib like that for only $46.50!"