Misc Jokes

Simple but funny

A man was walking past an asylum one day when he heard the
inmates out in the field chanting

"Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Curious, the man looked through the hole in the fence. As
he put his eye to the hole, one of the inmates poked him in
the eye. Immediately, the inmates started chanting

"Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"