Misc Jokes

Bathing Technique

Rebecca goes to the doctor because she's got a terrible
problem with body odor. The doctor says, "Well, do you wash?"
Rebecca says, "Of course I wash. I get in the shower, start
at my head, and I wash down as far as possible. Then I start
down at my feet and I wash up as far as possible."

The doctor says, "Go home and wash possible."