Misc Jokes

DMV Anguish

After spending four hours enduring the long lines, surly
clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor
Vehicles, John stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for
his son. John selected a baseball bat and took it to the
cash register.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash," John snapped. Then apologizing for his rudeness, he
explained , "I've
spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."

"Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are
you going
back there?"