Misc Jokes

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and
says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men
that dominated their women on earth and the other line for
the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all
the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone
and there are two lines. The line of the men that were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that
stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my
son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand
here"