Misc Jokes

Impressions of Mother

4 YEAR OLD: My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEAR OLD: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEAR OLD: My Mother doesn't really know quite
everything.
14 YEAR OLD: Naturally, my Mother doesn't know that,
either.
16 YEAR OLD: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEAR OLD: That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEAR OLD: Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEAR OLD: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEAR OLD: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEAR OLD: Wish I could talk it over with Mom . . .