Misc Jokes

The Taxi Driver and the Rabbi

There once was a taxi driver who had this impulse to hit
every black person he saw. So every day he would go around
driving people from place to place, and when ever he would
see a black man he would swerve to hit him. Well one day a
rabbi got into the cab and asked to be taken to the temple.
As they were driving along the taxi driver noticed a black
man walking down the sidewalk, and imediatly thought of how
he was going to hit him with a rabbi in the cab. He thought
about it and he finnaly decided that if he pretended like
he had fainted and "accidentally" swerved into the black man
it wouldn't look so bad, and mabey the rabbi wouldn't know
the difference. Just as he started to swerve he heard a
"Thunk!" He then proceeded to pull off to the side of the
road. When he had finished pulling over he said, "Oh no!
did I hit the black man?" The Rabbi then explained, "No you
missed him, but my car door didn't."