Misc Jokes

What a Rediculous Question

The distinguished professor and his chauffeur were talking
one day
on the way to the next speaking engagement, and the driver
said,
"I've sat in the back and listened to your presentation so
many times
that I can give it just as well as you can."

The professor said "I'll bet you can't. Just to prove it,
we'll trade
clothes in the hotel, and I'll sit in the back."

The chauffeur delivered the lecture flawlessly, and the
audience
applauded him roundly. Then a pompous professor from the
local
university, wishing to impress his colleagues in the
audience, stood
and asked a very specific question concerning the driver's
presentation.

The driver said, "I am amazed that you would ask such a
silly question.
The answer is so obvious that I am going to ask my
chauffeur, who is
sitting in the back, to answer your ridiculous question."