Blonde Jokes

The Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The
interviewer decides to start with the basics. 'So, Miss, can
you tell us your age, please?'

The blonde counts
carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before
replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'

The interviewer tries
another straightforward one to break the ice. 'And can you
tell us your height, please?'

The young lady stands up
and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then
traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top
of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five
foot two!'

This isn't looking good so the interviewer
goes for the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our
records, your name please?'

The blonde bobs her head
from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing
something silently to herself, before replying, 'Mandy!'

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so
he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your
counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the
measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you
doing when we asked you your name?'

'Ohh that!',
replies the blonde, 'That's just me running through 'Happy
birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''