Misc Jokes

Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER: 10. The World Does
Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System

9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do

8. Know How to Handle "Stress" and "Strain" in Relationships

7. Parents Will Approve

6. Help with Your Math Homework

5. Can Calculate Head Pressure

4. Looks Good on a Resume

3. Free Body Diagrams

2. High Starting Salary

1. Lifetime supply of "Dilbert" calendars