Misc Jokes

The Fucked Up Duck

An very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die
soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a
duck and tells them that the one who gets the most for his
duck will be given everything the old man owns. The first
son goes out, and when he comes back he says, "Father!
Father! I got $10 for my duck!" His father says, "that is
very good let's see how your other brothers do." About a day
later the second brother comes home and he says, "Father!
Father! I got $15 for my duck." The old man replies, "So far
you have done the best, but let's wait and see what your
little brother does." While the last brother was looking for
someone to buy his duck, he happened to pass by a bar. When
he got into the bar he saw the most beautiful girl he'd ever
seen before, so he told her, "I'll give you this duck for a
fuck." She replied, "Ok." When the boy got home to his
father, his father was so furious that he yelled, "You get
your ass back in that bar and get that duck back!" So the boy
returned to the bar and found the same girl and told her
his tale. He then said, "I'll give you a fuck for that
duck." She agreed and while they were fucking the duck flew
out the window and got hit by a truck. The truck driver was
so sorry about what had happened that he offered to pay for
the duck. The boy then replied, "$15 would do nicely." "No
problem," said the driver. When the boy got home he was
beaming with pride. He shouted, "I won! I won! I got a fuck
for a duck a duck for a fuck $15 for a fucked up duck."