Misc Jokes

Good Luck Frog

Good Luck Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog
sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". The man looks
around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits
it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the
frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog reply's, "Ribbit Lucky frog". The man decides to
take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think
frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood". The guy takes out a 3
wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't
know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to
next?". The frog replies,"Ribbit Las Vegas". They go to Las
Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says,
"Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table, the
man asks,"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit $3000, black 6". Now, this is a million-to-one shot
to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the
heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, gee, I don't know
how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am
forever grateful". The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me". He
figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he
deserves it. With a kiss,the frog turns into a gorgeous
15-year old girl. And that, your honor, is how the girl ended
up in my room so help me God.