Misc Jokes

This is your captain speaking

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd
like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from
New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of
35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of
the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will
observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you
look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe
that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards
the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft
with three people in it waving at you. That's me your
captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This
is a recorded message."