Misc Jokes

Mrs. O'Toole

Bridget O'Toole went to see the Doctor for a physical and
arrived home shortly before her husband Pat. She was
standing nude in the bedroom examining herself in the mirror
when he walked in. "Glory be to God woman what are ye doin'."
Ah Pat," she said, "The Doctor said he never saw such a fine
speciment of a woman for me age." "Did he say anything abouth
that fat Irish ass of yours." "No Pat he never mentioned your
name at all."