Misc Jokes

More old age problems

The three old men were sitting around complaining about how
much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands
shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"

The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad
that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my
flowers!"

The third old man laughed and said "That's nothing. My
hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday I came
three times."