Misc Jokes
The three old men were sitting around complaining about how
much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands
shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad
that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my
flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said "That's nothing. My
hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday I came
three times."