Blonde Jokes

Blonde Fun

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding
car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to
see that the blond behind the wheel
was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious
to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down
his window, turned on his bullhorn
and yelled, "PULLOVER!"

"NO," the blond yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"